Monday, July 19, 2004

Fat


Hey, for those of you who don't know Chinese, here's what the WANTED ad said la.
If you are over 120 lb and with a waist bigger than 28", YOU are qualify to be our spoke fatperson!!! "Don't mind if you are Fat, only mind if you don't show up!" hee hee, quite funny.
 
But in reality it's not ga. HK ppl are freakingly obessesed with their weight now lu. There's another WANTED ad like this just this pass week, and the result are: 2000+ phone calls (around 127 tonnes of meat) to register and 600+ people (at least 38 tonnes of meat) lined up in cwb (casuewaybay) to be interview for this job. And get this, to be qualify ne, you have to have some sad sad story. If you are a happy fat person, sorry, get out of the way for the sad fatties!!! Most women are like 140-160lb, but of course la, some are like elephant la (but some are only 120 jet), but there's this guy who's competely shameless!!! 295lb, and he said he is much much better looking than the average Joe out there wor.  He said he's tall, face is good, if he lost weight, he will be supermodel gor chet ah! ~_~  His ideal weight is 100lb.... (even a girl who weight like this is bone la,  a guy weighting just 100lb ask for the whole world to beat the crap outta him)....... oh, and even though he's not that ugly, he still not average looking law.  But enough about him, some candiates lost their husband to other women because they are fat!
So I wait now eagerly to see which candiates they choose. Remember there are over 2600+ (165 tonnes, at least) applicatant ga.
 
Speaking of dieting, I lost 2 more lbs! making me 138! hee hee. (See! HK people are obessesed about their weight)